Supposedly wounded, whip-its-loving Demi Moore's fugly daughters (you know, the ones with all the stupid names: Gossip, ThatMovieIDidWithDamonWayans, and LookWhatIJustFound) are all ganging up on her and insisting that she move on from her current marriage to Ashton Kutcher. Truthfully, if I saw these three girls stomping down the street, I'd run the other direction. They look like they mean business and I don't know if it means they'd kick my lame ass or barbecue me for lunch. Apparently, they're taking Kutcher's side over THEIR OWN MOTHER. Now, I'm not nominating her for Parent of the Year or anything (probably quite the contrary), but he's an established douchebag and Moore needs to soak him for all she can get (especially if she is able to cash in on his Two-and-a-Half-Too-Many paychecks). But, it has been suggested that he's throwing everything at her with dollar signs, and she only sees a noose around his neck. Withholding divorce is all that cougar has left in life now. More importantly, however, caught in the middle of this whole mess is the lovely and charming Mila Kunis who suffers from boyfriend-myopia and is dating Kutcher. She needs all the encouragement she can get to leave that joke. That ungrateful trio of bitches are getting in the way of my hopes and dream for Mila; they need to back the Hell off and rally around mama. The longer Moore holds out, the more impatient Kunis will have to grow and maybe smarten up. Moore doesn't appear to have a very strong constitution, even with all that G.I. Jane training from 1997. And, I don't imagine Moore eats anymore and, in her delusional state, she's bound to cash in her last chip out of mere confusion. Whoopi needs to bring her on The View and set her straight. If not, Mila, you in danger girl!
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