You see, Ms. Princess Diaries III is about at the 26.0-mile mark. When George Clooney uttered her royal syllables in London on Sunday, she played the role of shocked recipient so well, she gave Kelly Clarkson's actually genuine reaction to winning a Grammy that same night a run for her money. Little Oscared Annie kissed her husband, received props from Sally Field and someone who looked like Helena Bonham Carter, while walking up to the podium in her admittedly cute Burberry dress. Bitch almost forgot to cash in on a warm embrace from the hottest man on the planet before she gave her speech. She tried to make jokes again, like threatening to sing and giving a shout out to costar Eddie Redmayne who apparently had it coming out of both ends somewhere in the city thanks to food poisoning (or just expressing himself about Anne's win). She acknowledged [her] cast and crew, hair and makeup artist Paul Gooch who had to play therapist to her whiny ass while doing up her face, her director, leading man, the studios, and producer Deborah Hayward. This time, she decided to acknowledge all of the people responsible for Les Misérables before it was a movie, like the team behind the musical and then Victor Hugo, of course, who wrote the novel. She ended with, "Thank you so much honey, I love you." I'm assuming she was talking about her husband and not Hugo. Unless she's into 19th-century French skeletons. Is she going method for a possible role in Mr. and Mrs. Comfort?
