I *Hope* SNL Isn't Asleep at the Wheel on This ...

They *must* do a skit pitting Lindsay Lohan against Amanda Bynes on the streets of New York, no?  That just seems TOO RICH an opportunity.  In one corner, you have the crazy crackhead "living her dream" (when she's not busy knocking out people with an automobile) and, in the other, you have certified bat-shit loco talking to herself at clothing stores and stripping down in spin class.  And, now, both of these former child-star cautionary tales have fled L.A. for The Big Apple!  Lohan has already thrown down on Twitter.  And Bynes has supposedly fired back.  This is comic opportunity served on a silver platter.  Something good must come out of this tragic mess.  You can get more poop on them from Celebitchy.