Fire in the Hole

There goes Tom Cruise, running from the fire that's coming from right out of his own ass (again).  I guess if a fiery inferno is a metaphor for homosexual lust, this continuing motif makes sense.  He can run all he wants, but those explosions never stop, so to speak.  And they just keep getting bigger the more you suppress them.  We knew he was doing everything he could to escape his true nature.  He's just being subtle and poetic about it.  He's sensitive that way.  This time, it's less balletic, and more stop-motion animation-suit.  Or Ripley in the Aliens finale.  Though, I imagine Cruise would bottom for her too.