Sunday, November 25, 2012
LeRoy's Mama: “She’s tough, she’s dangerous, and she’s all woman.”
Posted on 5:59 PM by Unknown
In Surf Nazis Must Die, in the not too distant apocalyptic future, a major earthquake lays waste to the entire Californian coastline (presumably bigger than 1989 or 1994) “Where the beaches have become battlefields and the waves, a war zone,” and out of the rubble rises a bunch of surf Nazis. Some of them are named after famous German World War II figures of the non-surfing variety, including dagger-yielding Eva, who started cutting up crotches long before Lorena Bobbitt. Other names deviate from history like Smeg. And, yes, there is footage of a surfer heiling Hitler while catching a wave. They rule over all of the gangs, which represent the worst of ethnic and social stereotypes, not excluding the gays, who are oddly referenced as “The Designer Wave.” The only person that can stop them is LeRoy’s Mama, Eleanor ‘Mama’ Washington (Gail Neely, from the Milk of Magnesia commercials, as well as Winnie Mandela in The Naked Gun 2 1/2; may she RIP). Not since the Road Warrior or the Terminator has there been a force to be reckoned with killing lines like, “Taste some of mama’s own cooking, Adolf,” as she shoves a pistol down his throat and, “I want to buy a gun … but, I’m more interested in something that will take a head off a honky at twenty paces.”
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